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Post by dirtbag » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:14 pm

{kman moderating here...this topic has been split off from the Italian MRE post}

Now, the only thing I don't understand is...
What do the Italians need 'Combat' rations for ??????
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Post by housil » Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:36 pm

dirtbag wrote:Now, the only thing I don't understand is...
What do the Italians need 'Combat' rations for ??????
Do you need an Italien rifle?
Never shot, just droped once... :P

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Post by Doc » Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:13 am

dirtbag wrote:Now, the only thing I don't understand is...
What do the Italians need 'Combat' rations for ??????
housil wrote:Do you need an Italien rifle?
Never shot, just droped once

Really really funny.

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Post by housil » Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:09 pm

Doc wrote:
dirtbag wrote:Now, the only thing I don't understand is...
What do the Italians need 'Combat' rations for ??????
housil wrote:Do you need an Italien rifle?
Never shot, just droped once

Really really funny.
We were just kidding... :P

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Post by Doc » Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:32 pm

No problem buddy but next time joke on your country :twisted:

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Post by kman » Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:39 pm

Ok guys, here's a German joke...hopefully this will even things out on this thread: :-)
Warning...bad joke ahead... wrote:"Two Martinis, bitte."

"Dry?"

"Nein, I said TWO!"

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Post by housil » Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:28 pm

kman wrote:Ok guys, here's a German joke...hopefully this will even things out on this thread: :-)
Warning...bad joke ahead... wrote:"Two Martinis, bitte."

"Dry?"

"Nein, I said TWO!"
Hahahahaha.... :D

Kman, you really understand that?! I´m amazed about you more and more :o !

Remindes me to a joke I red in the bookstore of Leighton Bks (Big Red One) Wuerzburg:
How do you call a person that speaks three languages?
Trilingual.
With two languages?
Bilingual
One language?
French...
:wink:

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Post by C-rats » Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:52 pm

Doc wrote:
dirtbag wrote:Now, the only thing I don't understand is...
What do the Italians need 'Combat' rations for ??????
housil wrote:Do you need an Italien rifle?
Never shot, just droped once

Really really funny.

Hmmmmmm...... Reminds me of the joke concerning Italian Armor. ("Hear about the new Italian Tank? It has 4 gears in Reverse and 1 in Forward"). :lol:

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Post by MCIera » Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:43 pm

The way that I heard that one was
Q. What do you call a person who speaks many languages?
A. Multilingual
Q. How 'bout a person that speaks two languages
A. Bilingual
Q. So what do you call a person who can only speak one language?
A. American
:wink:
housil wrote:Remindes me to a joke I red in the bookstore of Leighton Bks (Big Red One) Wuerzburg:
How do you call a person that speaks three languages?
Trilingual.
With two languages?
Bilingual
One language?
French...
:wink:

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Post by Stef » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:41 am

Pardon? ...vous pouvez répéter la question?
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