I once shared my mre with a hooker

jim_w333 · Post by **jim_w333** » Sun Apr 17, 2016 12:31 pm

I was a young guy in Puerto Rico I met a beautiful girl and we sat and talked and shared an mere, Then she took me back to her place and well I thought I was in love and afterwards I went back to base camp and was telling my buddy about this beautiful girl I met and her name etc..here he told me what her apartment looked like and broke the news to me she was a hooker !!!!! After being laughed at Well I ponied up and had another mre

[ex-Member1] · Post by **[ex-Member1]** » Sun Apr 17, 2016 3:56 pm

amazing story

you had fun and in the meantime you done some humanitarian work

Post by **kman** » Sun Apr 17, 2016 5:28 pm

I have to admit, of all the things I thought I might ever hear related to MREs here on the forums...hookers wasn't even on the list! But you've fixed that now.

Ruleryak · Post by **Ruleryak** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 12:02 am

Gotta admit - wouldn't have guessed I'd be reading this particular anecdote tonight, but there we go. Hookers get hungry too, and as we all know - "Everything tastes good when you're hungry"

Name_not_found · Post by **Name_not_found** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 12:29 am

Ruleryak wrote:Gotta admit - wouldn't have guessed I'd be reading this particular anecdote tonight, but there we go. Hookers get hungry too, and as we all know - "Everything tastes good when you're hungry"

Spit my coffee out on that one, thanks for the laugh

parafireboy · Post by **parafireboy** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 12:33 am

Ruleryak wrote:Gotta admit - wouldn't have guessed I'd be reading this particular anecdote tonight, but there we go. Hookers get hungry too, and as we all know - "Everything tastes good when you're hungry"

LMAO!

elandil · Post by **elandil** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 2:43 pm

look, it's not suprising. My uncle, in one of his rare moments talking about vietnam (alcohol+no wife around) said you would see some of the guys saving the c-rats they hated and trading them to the locals for different things. Things like Ham and Limas that was hated in the field could still get a remf his laundry done, his ashes hauled, or whatever he needed. It was against the rules, but....

jim_w333 · Post by **jim_w333** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 8:18 pm

Your right elandil it was a night I will never forget... Just like your uncle it is nice to share stories from days past so the next generation knows what it was like.

BlackDogBob · Post by **BlackDogBob** » Sat Jun 18, 2016 12:32 pm

Ruleryak wrote:Gotta admit - wouldn't have guessed I'd be reading this particular anecdote tonight, but there we go. Hookers get hungry too, and as we all know - "Everything tastes good when you're hungry"

And ANOTHER Tshirt idea

"Hookers get hungry too"

elandil · Post by **elandil** » Sat Jun 18, 2016 2:39 pm

BlackDogBob wrote:
Ruleryak wrote:Gotta admit - wouldn't have guessed I'd be reading this particular anecdote tonight, but there we go. Hookers get hungry too, and as we all know - "Everything tastes good when you're hungry"
And ANOTHER Tshirt idea

"Hookers get hungry too"

Dangit....yall comin up with some good ones today.....

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