{kman moderating here...this topic has been split off from the Italian MRE post}
Now, the only thing I don't understand is...
What do the Italians need 'Combat' rations for ??????
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Hahahahaha....kman wrote:Ok guys, here's a German joke...hopefully this will even things out on this thread:
Warning...bad joke ahead... wrote:"Two Martinis, bitte."
"Dry?"
"Nein, I said TWO!"
Kman, you really understand that?! I´m amazed about you more and more
!Remindes me to a joke I red in the bookstore of Leighton Bks (Big Red One) Wuerzburg:
How do you call a person that speaks three languages?
Trilingual.
With two languages?
Bilingual
One language?
French...
Doc wrote:dirtbag wrote:Now, the only thing I don't understand is...
What do the Italians need 'Combat' rations for ??????housil wrote:Do you need an Italien rifle?
Never shot, just droped once
Really really funny.
Hmmmmmm...... Reminds me of the joke concerning Italian Armor. ("Hear about the new Italian Tank? It has 4 gears in Reverse and 1 in Forward").
***Apologies to Doc, our newest member***
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The way that I heard that one was
Q. What do you call a person who speaks many languages?
A. Multilingual
Q. How 'bout a person that speaks two languages
A. Bilingual
Q. So what do you call a person who can only speak one language?
A. American
Q. What do you call a person who speaks many languages?
A. Multilingual
Q. How 'bout a person that speaks two languages
A. Bilingual
Q. So what do you call a person who can only speak one language?
A. American
housil wrote:Remindes me to a joke I red in the bookstore of Leighton Bks (Big Red One) Wuerzburg:
How do you call a person that speaks three languages?
Trilingual.
With two languages?
Bilingual
One language?
French...
