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Re: North Korean Ration?
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2018 4:25 pm
by DonJa
jmcdaniel0 wrote: Sat Jun 23, 2018 12:02 pm
With the recent news a NK ration may actually hit the market legally in the near future.
I hear they don't have a very good shelf life. Low-calorie tree bark, moistened with the tears of children only last a few sad weeks.
Re: North Korean Ration?
Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:40 am
by DrakenJ35
You don't get it, the Great Leader always plans forwards unlike you short sighted fat capitalists!
This tree bark watered with tears, after a couple years of shelf inactivity, will grow into a varied, healthy, fulfilling, mushroom and protein ration! The latter will come from insects, like in experimental high class restaurants in the West, the North Korean soldier is truly gifted with such an impressive feat of the Juche state!
