I was perusing through some online listings and I happened to stumble upon this treasure trove.

Source: https://www.ebay.com/itm/MRE-STAR-512-C ... .l4275.c10
Note the epic description:
"CAN KEEP STORED AT CAVE OR PICK UP AT ARIZONA LOCATION. ELEVATOR TO CAVE"
Honestly, the moment I learned there was an "elevator to cave" I was instantly sold.

However, at the price of $35,000 for MRE + Shipping that would leave these at a price of ~$5.69 per meal which actually isn't too bad. Presently, MRE Star for a case of 12 go for about ~$9.16 per meal (retail price, not bulk/wholesale price). At two meals a day, these 6,144 meals could last an average person about 8.5 years (if you at them every day and if the constipation didn't kill you first).
Who's ready to invest?
