Maybe run outside of town and "dump" 2 or 3 magazines of tracer in to a hill through my M16 or M4...... Throw in a parachute flare or two and a star cluster, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!.
On new years eve I'll be lighting some DIY fireworks: carbide (like the FRH bombs but on a much larger scale). I finally found out that the FRH uses carbide (it's a rock).
It makes a hell of a blast and could look like this, using an old metal 'milk can':
I used to make carbide bombs when I was a kid but now it's pretty expensive an very hard to find (speleology equipement shops, a few hardware stores...).
That's really funny, a little bit dangerous, but funny
Drink this 6 pack of Stuttgarter Hofbrau(So Eine Beir), that some guy sent me, from Germany. Then I'm going out back, and open up with Ma Deuce. Just kidding. I am very drunk, anyhow.
You should have heard it around my place in rural North Carolina last night. It sounded like a battlefield. No full-auto weapons as near as I could tell but tons of ARs, AKs, and every type of pistol was being shot off. I stayed outside and listened for a few minutes but decided to duck back inside before any of those rounds decided to come down near me. :-)