Zombie Escape Plan.

[fdsman]

OK, this is in the off topic section for a very good reason, but lets set the sceen for you guys. Ok so your in your house, everything is normal, except for a certian stink in the house, you think maybe a piece of meat of something has been dropped somewhere and is not in sight and is rotting. so you decide to ignore it and continue on your way to the bathroom. while you turn the corner and head for the door way, you hear a moan, a terrible,horrible,disgusting moan. So you shurg your sholders and head into the bathroom. Well, here's where you get screwed. Yes, you've been invaded by zombies, you quickly discover that when the open door slams behind you, smashing the door handle and breaking it so you can't turn the door handle and a zombie throws itself at you. What do you do next? Well, of cource you grab the good ol' toilet scrubber and and beat it to death. now your safe from the zombie attack. How would you get out?

[deanopilot]

Ok so your in your house, everything is normal, except for a certian stink in the house, you think maybe a piece of meat of something has been dropped somewhere and is not in sight and is rotting. so you decide to ignore it and continue on your way to the bathroom. while you turn the corner and head for the door way, you hear a moan, a terrible,horrible,disgusting moan. So you shurg your sholders and head into the bathroom.

fdsman: What you are describing is my wife's experience every morning in my house. I AM the zombie, and that "stink" as you call it is the previous evening's CCC MRE reemerging. BTW, the "moan" is a little more aptly called a strained whimper. Also, the toilet brush is not the most effective weapon in the wife's bathroom arsenal.

[pablo_fiasco]

you forgot an option,

some of us are parinod(sp?) enough to keep firearms and a small stock of ammo in the bathrooms..(and ...well every room)

so...where my "blast my way out all guns blazing" option?


unless this is england, in which case there are no guns, in which case your effectivly screwed in case of zombie attack

[Demoncase]

I reccomend watching 'Shaun Of The Dead' for the Brit approach to Zombie invasion

1. Raging indifference followed by....
2. Escape plan that consists of "Go get the girlfriend then head down the pub and have a nice cold pint till it all blows over"