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I once shared my mre with a hooker
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2016 12:31 pm
by jim_w333
I was a young guy in Puerto Rico I met a beautiful girl and we sat and talked and shared an mere, Then she took me back to her place and well I thought I was in love and afterwards I went back to base camp and was telling my buddy about this beautiful girl I met and her name etc..here he told me what her apartment looked like and broke the news to me she was a hooker !!!!! After being laughed at Well I ponied up and had another mre
Re: I once shared my mre with a hooker
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2016 3:56 pm
by [ex-Member1]
amazing story
you had fun and in the meantime you done some humanitarian work
Re: I once shared my mre with a hooker
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2016 5:28 pm
by kman
I have to admit, of all the things I thought I might ever hear related to MREs here on the forums...hookers wasn't even on the list! But you've fixed that now.
Re: I once shared my mre with a hooker
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 12:02 am
by Ruleryak
Gotta admit - wouldn't have guessed I'd be reading this particular anecdote tonight, but there we go. Hookers get hungry too, and as we all know - "Everything tastes good when you're hungry"
Re: I once shared my mre with a hooker
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 12:29 am
by Name_not_found
Ruleryak wrote:Gotta admit - wouldn't have guessed I'd be reading this particular anecdote tonight, but there we go. Hookers get hungry too, and as we all know - "Everything tastes good when you're hungry"
Spit my coffee out on that one, thanks for the laugh
Re: I once shared my mre with a hooker
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 12:33 am
by parafireboy
Ruleryak wrote:Gotta admit - wouldn't have guessed I'd be reading this particular anecdote tonight, but there we go. Hookers get hungry too, and as we all know - "Everything tastes good when you're hungry"
LMAO!
Re: I once shared my mre with a hooker
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 2:43 pm
by elandil
look, it's not suprising. My uncle, in one of his rare moments talking about vietnam (alcohol+no wife around) said you would see some of the guys saving the c-rats they hated and trading them to the locals for different things. Things like Ham and Limas that was hated in the field could still get a remf his laundry done, his ashes hauled, or whatever he needed. It was against the rules, but....
Re: I once shared my mre with a hooker
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 8:18 pm
by jim_w333
Your right elandil it was a night I will never forget... Just like your uncle it is nice to share stories from days past so the next generation knows what it was like.
Re: I once shared my mre with a hooker
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2016 12:32 pm
by BlackDogBob
Ruleryak wrote:Gotta admit - wouldn't have guessed I'd be reading this particular anecdote tonight, but there we go. Hookers get hungry too, and as we all know - "Everything tastes good when you're hungry"
And ANOTHER Tshirt idea
"Hookers get hungry too"
Re: I once shared my mre with a hooker
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2016 2:39 pm
by elandil
BlackDogBob wrote:Ruleryak wrote:Gotta admit - wouldn't have guessed I'd be reading this particular anecdote tonight, but there we go. Hookers get hungry too, and as we all know - "Everything tastes good when you're hungry"
And ANOTHER Tshirt idea
"Hookers get hungry too"
Dangit....yall comin up with some good ones today.....