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Post by DIRTYDAVE » Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:23 am

Knock Knock...
"THEY CALL ME DIRTY...DIRTYDAVE"

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Post by dermeister025 » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:30 am

"Sir," said I, "or madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is, I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you." Here I opened wide the door;---
Darkness there, and nothing more.


eer... uum... i mean, who's there?

yeah, that's it...
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Post by DIRTYDAVE » Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:11 am

Banana
"THEY CALL ME DIRTY...DIRTYDAVE"

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Post by kyle » Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:16 am

Banana who?
Ye who live by the sword,get shot by We that don't!

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Okay

Post by Guest » Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:49 pm

DIRTYDAVE wrote:Knock Knock.
Well you know what they say, stranger things have happened...

Guest

Post by Guest » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:45 pm

Knock Knock

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Post by DIRTYDAVE » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:46 pm

STINKIN' LOG INS

Let me try this again... KNOCK KNOCK
"THEY CALL ME DIRTY...DIRTYDAVE"

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Post by fdsman » Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:38 pm

who's there?
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Post by DIRTYDAVE » Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:06 am

Banana
"THEY CALL ME DIRTY...DIRTYDAVE"

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Post by CaptBob » Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:14 am

Orange you glad he didn't finish that joke?

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