"Discover the Europe" 2008 Tour

ak70g2 · Post by **ak70g2** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:18 am

Ok, I'm pissed by Dave, so, without consulting with the other european members of this forum, but hoping they'll help me, I propose to Kman, Dave, Bishopmarine, 'rats and the other US members a tour in Europe, to see the truth. No cultural crap will be provided. Instead:

- Nawt and bl00k, in Holland, will explain why Amsterdam is so full of weed and whores. They will guide you to get maximum of pleasure, also.

- our british members will take you to have a tea and cucumber sandwiches with Liz and old boozie Phil, her husband. They will intoxicate you with finest Scottish and Irish juice, also!

- Stef, in France, will teach you to enjoy finest French wine and spirits. I know this man will not do a lazy job.

- our German members, Olli, Jubifahrer, Housil and German_EPA will take you at their greatest meeting, the Oktomberfest. Drink all the beer and eat all the sausages you can!

- finnaly, me, in Wild East, will show you the finest of European attractions: WOMEN. I hope KMan don't get mad on me, so take a look at www.eurobabeindex.com and be careful at the tiny country flag to know from witch country girl came.

Post by **kman** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:23 am

"No cultural crap" - sounds like my kind of tour! After Amsterdam, Great Britain, France, and then Germany, I don't know what kind of condition we'll be in for Romania but I'm willing to give it a try.

olli · Post by **olli** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:02 am

- our German members, Olli, Jubifahrer, Housil and German_EPA will take you at their greatest meeting, the Oktomberfest. Drink all the beer and eat all the sausages you can!

i will take you to the best rave on earth, first weekend in august at an old u.s. nuclear weapon areal in kastellaun near koblenz... xDDD ROCKETBASE PYDNA 50.000ppl+

50° 2'37"N
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SpikNik · Post by **SpikNik** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:24 am

If you went to an event like that (picture above) with a few cases of MREs I'm sure you could make quite a bit of money. At those things people would pay 10 Euros a meal, no probs.

BigMark · Post by **BigMark** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:38 am

If we're working on the cultural stereotypes, I want to see Dracula's castle and some people impaled on stakes while I eat dinner, not hot chicks. I live in Austin, the hot chick mecca of Texas.

I'm pretty much headed to Holland in the next year so I can get accomplished what you mentioned, - the whores part, + the smart shops.

I'd like to visit GB, but it's sorta low on the list as I have friends moving there in the next two years I'll be able to visit once they get over there instead.

I hope Stef also knows his shit about cheese, because you need some with that whine and I like cheese.

I would love to visit Germany for Oktoberfest, but I think off season would be better, I'm not a big enough drinker and I prefer to check out local things not tourist attractions. (well, WW2 stuff I like to check out)

BigMark · Post by **BigMark** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:39 am

Oh, and SpikNik better hook up the tapas or I'm going to be pissed.

bishopmarine · Post by **bishopmarine** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:40 pm

that sounds like i would be going back in time. to the time when i was in the marines. i had some pretty amazing times then. but this would be one hell of a trip.

ak70g2 · Post by **ak70g2** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:57 pm

BigMark wrote:If we're working on the cultural stereotypes, I want to see Dracula's castle and some people impaled on stakes while I eat dinner, not hot chicks. I live in Austin, the hot chick mecca of Texas

Dracula's Castle is ok, but you'll need to impale the girls, if you want to see some impaled people. I heard about US "hot chicks" from the guys at MK airbase near me. They seriosly think not leave Romania.

SpikNik · Post by **SpikNik** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:31 pm

BigMark wrote:Oh, and SpikNik better hook up the tapas or I'm going to be pissed.

Bangers and mash and cups of tea are more likely.
The profile to the left says location, not nationality

BigMark · Post by **BigMark** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:02 pm

SpikNik wrote:
BigMark wrote:Oh, and SpikNik better hook up the tapas or I'm going to be pissed.
Bangers and mash and cups of tea are more likely.
The profile to the left says location, not nationality

LOL, fair enough. Just generalizing to be a jerk, I hope thats obvious. Sometimes sarcasm doesn't translate well.