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joke
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:42 pm
by kman
I just read this joke on another web page and thought it was funny enough to pass along...
The joke wrote:Not What He Had In Mind...
A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys.
When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.
After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?!?"
The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, "That would suit me just fine!!"
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.
Come Thursday, the swelling had gone down a bit and he could just see her out of the corner of his left eye.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:50 am
by jubifahrer
Hope you dont know this
Grocery Shopping - NEW STYLE
A new supermarket opened near my house.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:36 am
by kman
Heh heh....that's pretty funny, jubifahrer. :-)
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:41 pm
by bishopmarine
pretty good guys im terrible at remembering jokes and repeating them. i have heard some doozies. i would be like i will remember that one. of course i did not.