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Country jokes
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:14 pm
by dirtbag
{kman moderating here...this topic has been split off from the Italian MRE post}
Now, the only thing I don't understand is...
What do the Italians need 'Combat' rations for ??????
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:36 pm
by housil
dirtbag wrote:Now, the only thing I don't understand is...
What do the Italians need 'Combat' rations for ??????
Do you need an Italien rifle?
Never shot, just droped once...
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:13 am
by Doc
dirtbag wrote:Now, the only thing I don't understand is...
What do the Italians need 'Combat' rations for ??????
housil wrote:Do you need an Italien rifle?
Never shot, just droped once
Really really funny.
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:09 pm
by housil
Doc wrote:dirtbag wrote:Now, the only thing I don't understand is...
What do the Italians need 'Combat' rations for ??????
housil wrote:Do you need an Italien rifle?
Never shot, just droped once
Really really funny.
We were just kidding...
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:32 pm
by Doc
No problem buddy but next time joke on your country
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:39 pm
by kman
Ok guys, here's a German joke...hopefully this will even things out on this thread:
Warning...bad joke ahead... wrote:"Two Martinis, bitte."
"Dry?"
"Nein, I said TWO!"
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:28 pm
by housil
kman wrote:Ok guys, here's a German joke...hopefully this will even things out on this thread:
Warning...bad joke ahead... wrote:"Two Martinis, bitte."
"Dry?"
"Nein, I said TWO!"
Hahahahaha....
Kman, you really understand that?! I´m amazed about you more and more
!
Remindes me to a joke I red in the bookstore of Leighton Bks (Big Red One) Wuerzburg:
How do you call a person that speaks three languages?
Trilingual.
With two languages?
Bilingual
One language?
French...
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:52 pm
by C-rats
Doc wrote:dirtbag wrote:Now, the only thing I don't understand is...
What do the Italians need 'Combat' rations for ??????
housil wrote:Do you need an Italien rifle?
Never shot, just droped once
Really really funny.
Hmmmmmm...... Reminds me of the joke concerning Italian Armor. ("Hear about the new Italian Tank? It has 4 gears in Reverse and 1 in Forward").
***Apologies to
Doc, our newest member***
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:43 pm
by MCIera
The way that I heard that one was
Q. What do you call a person who speaks many languages?
A. Multilingual
Q. How 'bout a person that speaks two languages
A. Bilingual
Q. So what do you call a person who can only speak one language?
A. American
housil wrote:Remindes me to a joke I red in the bookstore of Leighton Bks (Big Red One) Wuerzburg:
How do you call a person that speaks three languages?
Trilingual.
With two languages?
Bilingual
One language?
French...
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:41 am
by Stef
Pardon? ...vous pouvez répéter la question?