The 9 Foods That ISIS Fighters Eat

[Eddo36]

Yeah I know they're scum of the scum, but with politics aside, the link shows what terrorists eat.

[OtisRNeedleman]

I believe I'd desert if I had to eat such food all the time.

[limp_noodle]

Doesn't sound bad at all TBH.

[steve1989]

There is one component on this food schedule missing: Captagon


With all joking aside, I find this absolutely fascinating.



Hey Stickyfingaz745 if you are reading this... this is your next spoof video dude. Do an ISIS MRE Review!

[Eistee]

There is one component on this food schedule missing: Captagon


With all joking aside, I find this absolutely fascinating.



Hey Stickyfingaz745 if you are reading this... this is your next spoof video dude. Do an ISIS MRE Review!

There should be also a mini towel inside the spoof isis ration to use when praying towards mekka, lol

[WorkmanMRE]

There should be also a mini towel inside the spoof isis ration to use when praying towards mekka, lol
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Haha nice! Please do this Al.

[Alphatek]

Man..thatsalottarice!

[nechronius]

I went searching for any corroborating information. Actually I was searching specifically for "sharabit" since I had no idea what it was, and I stumbled across this article posted almost two years ago.

http://www.globalo.com/9-foods-isis-eats/

For those wary of clicking on dubious links, here is the plain text copy/paste.

Sunday

Rice
Hummus

Monday

Rice
Soda
Meat

Tuesday

Rice
Beans
Fruit

Wednesday

Rice
Hummus

Thursday

Rice
Soda
Chicken

Friday

Rice
Beans
Fruit

Saturday

Rice
Beans
Sharabit (a sweet fruit drink)
Cake

[Eddo36]

I went searching for any corroborating information. Actually I was searching specifically for "sharabit" since I had no idea what it was, and I stumbled across this article posted almost two years ago.

http://www.globalo.com/9-foods-isis-eats/

For those wary of clicking on dubious links, here is the plain text copy/paste.

Sunday

Rice
Hummus

Monday

Rice
Soda
Meat

Tuesday

Rice
Beans
Fruit

Wednesday

Rice
Hummus

Thursday

Rice
Soda
Chicken

Friday

Rice
Beans
Fruit

Saturday

Rice
Beans
Sharabit (a sweet fruit drink)
Cake

That article used that Twitter post as its source.

[StickyFingaz745]

There is one component on this food schedule missing: Captagon


With all joking aside, I find this absolutely fascinating.



Hey Stickyfingaz745 if you are reading this... this is your next spoof video dude. Do an ISIS MRE Review!

With April fools getting closer I’m taking any ideas I can get. I thought about doing a Mexican cartel ration that would include a box of bullets, a gold Rolex watch, caviar, etc.. but Old Smokey suggested that it might be a little dangerous diving I to that sort of topic. The ISIS ration is definitely something I might consider