I hear they don't have a very good shelf life. Low-calorie tree bark, moistened with the tears of children only last a few sad weeks.jmcdaniel0 wrote: ↑Sat Jun 23, 2018 12:02 pmWith the recent news a NK ration may actually hit the market legally in the near future.
North Korean Ration?
Re: North Korean Ration?
Re: North Korean Ration?
You don't get it, the Great Leader always plans forwards unlike you short sighted fat capitalists!
This tree bark watered with tears, after a couple years of shelf inactivity, will grow into a varied, healthy, fulfilling, mushroom and protein ration! The latter will come from insects, like in experimental high class restaurants in the West, the North Korean soldier is truly gifted with such an impressive feat of the Juche state!
This tree bark watered with tears, after a couple years of shelf inactivity, will grow into a varied, healthy, fulfilling, mushroom and protein ration! The latter will come from insects, like in experimental high class restaurants in the West, the North Korean soldier is truly gifted with such an impressive feat of the Juche state!