Veggie Burger - Threat or menace?

[Stef]

Ketchup??!!!????

I would swear that you guys are trying to goad me into saying something unworthy.

First off, I never, ever put ketchup on beef. I happen to like the taste of beef and want to taste it and not some overpowering condiment. Ketchup belongs on scrawny little overcooked cardboard-flavored fast food patties.

On the surface that may seem to support your blatantly socialistic support of ketchup and the heathen, Godless lifestyle it suggests, TVP has no flavor so why not douse it ketchup? I suppose that if you have a problem with flavor that would be an answer. After all, McDonald’s has made a fortune selling ketchup slathered cardboard. Who needs flavor? We got ketchup!

GREAT!
I'm going to translate this one and make my 9y son read it!

[Ace]

I'll also have to chime in and say that the veggie burger is pretty good. I had the meat loaf today, however, and it tastes less like real meat than the veggie burger! It's spam-like texture freaked me out...the veggie burger is like filet mignon in comparison.