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Post by Beppo » Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:10 pm

Okay, for my first "taste test", here is my description and review of the Italian "razione viveri speciali da combattimento - modulo G" ("special combat survival rations - menu G", I'm guessing?):
As I said, the foil bag contained three separate boxes, enough to feed a person for one day.

First off the "breakfast" box contained a semi-sweet chocolate bar, some fruit candy, a small packet of cream crackers, instant coffee, and a tube of sweetened condensed milk. It also had a folding solid fuel stove, solid fuel tablets, three different packets of what I'm guessing are water purification tablets, which apparently are to be used in a certain order (I can't read the instructions), toothpicks, a spatula, matches, and what I found most interesting, 3 little disposable toothbrushes, pre-applied with powdered toothpaste, each about the size of those disposable dental floss things popular in the states. I was sort of surprised at how little actual "food" was contained in the breakfast box, (basically the crackers, coffee and milk), but a friend of mine in the Italian Army described to me the "perfect breakfast": A cappucino and one croissant. "All that other stuff in the (American) mess hall? Ham? Eggs? Pfft! Too much! A cappucino and a croissant -- perfect!"
Not much to review here. The crackers were slightly sweet, the condensed milk was brown in color, in a toothpaste-sized tube, and of course I used it as a spread instead of actually making milk with it. The fruit candies were dark brown with lots of crystallized sugar, sort of like Mexican candy but not as chewy.

The "Lunch" box (or dinner box, they're interchangeable I suppose) contained flatware, "Tortellini al Ragu", "Wurstel in Liquido Governo", fruit cocktail, some multivitamins, instant coffee and more mystery tablets.
The tortellini surprisingly tasted almost exactly like the US MRE cheese tortellini. I thought being actual Italian food from Italy, it would be a lot different from "Americanized" tortellini, but it's the same. The "Wurstel" were little cocktail hotdogs in a salty broth, like vienna sausages. The crackers were kinda hard, but solid. I haven't opened the fruit cocktail yet.

The "Dinner" (or lunch) box contained "Insalata di Riso" (white rice) and "Tacchino in Gelatina" (turkey in gelatin, not as gross as it sounds), crackers, an energy bar, coffee, and sugar. The rice was nice and moist, being that it was canned and in water unlike foil bagged rice which tends to be dry unless you heat it up. The turkey was really good, I thought it was beef, like pot roast until I looked up the definition of "tacchino". Very tasty. The gelatin it was in was not unlike the "protective gelatin coating" of Spam, hehe. I did not enjoy the energy bar, however. It was like dried up unsweetened fruitcake -- soft, chewy, and somewhat crumbly. Still better than the US "Hooah!" bar. Ugh.

Well that's it. I also had the "Modulo A" (Menu A) which contained for lunch and dinner minestrone & tuna (minestrone very much like US MRE minestrone, and the tuna was in lots of olive oil); and pasta alfredo & beef in lots of gelatin.

Hope you enjoyed the review. I'll try to answer any questions you folks may have, if any. Next time I'll go over the contents of the Australian rations! :)

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Post by kman » Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:35 pm

Great reviews, Beppo. That's kind of funny about the Tortellini - either the US MRE producers hit the nail on the head with their version or else there are only so many ways to make tortellini into a rations product and in the end, they all end up tasting the same.

About that tortellini, I will say this...I'm taste testing some new civilian MREs (from http://www.mrestar.com) that are coming onto the market and these guys have done a pretty good job with the entrees. I just tried a Cheese Tortelinni entree last night and while the pasta/cheese part tasted the same as every other one you've eaten in an MRE, the sauce was a lot better - they actually had some chunks of tomato in there that I don't recall seeing in other versions.

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Re: Hello. You people are all sick. ;)

Post by housil » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:42 pm

Hallo Beppo,

I also have two italian rations "in stock"

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I never want to open them, as they are this rare. So I´m more than happy about your report what´s inside and about the taste of it...

Thx mate
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Post by deanopilot » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:01 pm

Welcome Beppo! Thank you for the review, and more importantly, thank you for your service!

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Australian Rations

Post by Beppo » Sat Jan 20, 2007 5:12 pm

Quick review of the Australian Defence Force Combat Ration (Five Man), also called a "Five Manner" (or more accurately, a "Foyv Menna", when the words "Five Manner" are pronounced with an Australian accent, hehe):

The Australian 5-manner rations are called that because they contain enough rations to support 5 men for 24 hours. A typical vehicle crew consists of 4 men, so they take a 5-manner with them for extra. A tank crew has 8 men (I think) so they lug around 10-manners. Anyway, to my surprise, unlike American MREs, the Australian five manner doesn't contain individual meals, but rather a small number of large-sized entree, starch, and vegetable packs, along with accessories/condiments/extras that each individual puts together on his or her own to complete their own personalized meal. I won't really get into a taste test description here, because everything was delicious :) . I had the Menu B (you can see the contents of this as well as of the other menus on the info sheet) and suffice it to say my favorite entree was the lamb with vegetables and rosemary.
Anyway, rather than describe the taste & textures of the food (again, all of it tasty), I will go into describing things that made these rations interesting (to me, anyway). As I said, this ration pack was designed for each individual to customize" his or her own meal, and for that there are 4 plastic containers which can be used as serving/storage bowls (not sure what the fifth man uses, though I suppose he would use the food's foil pack itself to eat in, after everyone has gotten their share). I must state however, that being a veteran of many a buffet line, the rather large so-called multiple serving packs with enough food for 2 or more people each, was fine for me by myself. After the one giant meal, however, I didn't eat anything for the rest of the day. Back on topic, inside the pack are 5 spoons, 2 odd-looking can openers (sort of like giant American P-38s), and two little green scouring pads with detergent pre-applied to them. There were also a LOT of muesli (chewy granola) bars, 15 of them; 2 big tubes of "Butter Concentrate"; 5 tubes of condensed sweetened milk, like the Italian rations (and just like the Italian milk, it had turned brown in color, which according to the info sheet is normal but harmless when condensed milk is stored in warm conditions); there were also rubber bands, little bits of colored paper (described on the info sheet) and matches (made in the Philippines). There was also one can of plum pudding, which was very good. One thing I noticed is that a lot of the food was made in New Zealand.
Anyway, enough with the typing, here are the pictures!

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Like most old ration chocolate, the milk had separated itself and the chocolate was crumbly. not bad though.

...And now, the piece de resistance:
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I'm actually keeping this one (for now) as a souvenir. Who would have thought -- Army issue Vegemite! Like many Americans, I was curious as heck about what Vegemite was when I first got here, but after hooking up with the Aussies, within my first three months or so I'd gone through a travel tube and a whole jar of the stuff given to me by them. Not bad, it's an acquired taste. I started out barely dabbing some on my toast and choking on it (I wanted to have one, just to be able to say I did it). By the time I was halfway through the jar, however, I was slathering a 1/4-inch thick layer on my cheeseburgers!
Well that's it for now. Does anyone know if Romanians have their own MREs or rations? I tried asking a few, but they thought I was saying "Russia" :p . I'll keep trying. We also have Brits here but I haven't really spoken to that many.
By the way, Olli, that's crazy that you have Italian rations with English writing! Do you know what the reasoning is behind that?

Anyhow, folks, if any of you have questions about anything specifically in this ration pack, I'll do my best to answer them. Type to you soon, hopefully!

PS: The rifle, knife, and uniform in the background of many of the pics wasn't added for "dramatic effect", although it may look like it -- the truth is I didn't even realize they were there when I was snapping the photos. I'd just gotten off a 12-hour guard shift and threw that stuff off as quickly as I could, so I could get to the serious business of eating!

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Post by housil » Sat Jan 20, 2007 5:33 pm

Beppo wrote:Quick review of the Australian Defence Force Combat Ration (Five Man),
This is the most cool/great ration I ever saw :!:
I would be glad if I can get one :roll: or five...

I have 3 of the brit. 10 man rations...

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Post by kman » Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:33 am

Hey Beppo - I'm a little late in replying but I wanted to say a big Thanks! for the review. This is great stuff. If you don't mind, I'll probably use these pics/review in an official Australian rations page for the website.

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Post by jubifahrer » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:00 pm

Today i git my first own Italian Ration.

Iam very surprised, how big it ist :o

Its weight is 2500gramm, more than an german EPA:

I made two pictures to show this:

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I am very happy now, to have this in my collection :D

Bye

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Post by kman » Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:08 am

Nice comparison pics, jubifahrer - that really puts the sizes in perspective.

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Post by bejean » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:53 pm

Most amazing and impressive group-feed rations i seen for 5 person. I am surprised at why there is no toothpaste though. :D

Great pictures, thanks.

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