MREs and Ladies Keep Me Right

[King Leonidas]

We're an American Band (Of Brothers)
(Original Lyrics by Grand Funk Railroad)

On patrol for forty days,
Last night in Baghdad put me in a haze.
Sunni vs. Shiite -- doing their act,
The Coward Al -Sadr fled to Iran and that's a natural fact.

Up all night with Freddy King,
I got to tell you pokers his thing.
MREs and ladies keep me right,
As long as we can make it to the show tonight.

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We're an American band
We're an American band.
We're coming to your town, we'll help you party it down.
We're an American band.

Fourteen foreign jihadis in Ramadi to fight
Was waitin for the band to return from the show.
Feelin good, feelin right, its Ramadan night,
Believing the whole time they were out of sight

Now, these brainwashed barbarians, they had a plan,
They was out to kill the boys in the band.
They said, come on, infidels, lets get it on,
And we proceeded to mow that ambush down.

We're an American band
We're an American band.
We're coming to your town, we'll help you party it down.
We're an American band.

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We're an American band, ooo-ooo.
We're an American band, ooo-ooo.
We're an American band, ooo-ooo.