Nibblin' On Pound Cake

King Leonidas · Post by **King Leonidas** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:08 am

Fallujahville (Original Lyrics By Jimmy Buffett)

Nibblin' On Pound Cake
Watchin' The Sun Bake
Pieces Of Jihadis Whose Ambush We Foiled
Strummin' my M-16
On my front porch swing
Smell those FRH's they're beginnin' to boil

:Chorus:
Wastin' Away Again In Fallujahville
Searching For My Lost MRE Packet Of Salt
Some People Claim That There's a Troop Shortage To Blame
But I Know It's Just Politics

I Don't Know The Reason
I Stayed Here All Season
Nothin' To Show But This Brand New Tattoo
But It's A Real Beauty
A Fallujahville Cutie
How It Got Here I Haven't A Clue

:Chorus:

I Blew Out My Humvee
Stepped On An IED
Cut My Heel Had To Cruise On Back Home
But There's Non-Dairy Shake In The Blender
And Soon It Will Render
That Retort Concoction That Helps Me Hang On

Wastin' Away Again In Fallujahville
Searching For My Lost MRE Packet Of Salt
Some People Claim That There's a Troop Shortage To Blame
But I Know It's Just Politics

mw509 · Post by **mw509** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:32 pm

This folks is what happens when you eat CCC that's been stored in the Iraqi desert too long

Post by **DIRTYDAVE** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:03 pm

Yep, got that right!