MRE Porn

King Leonidas · Post by **King Leonidas** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:20 am

Post by **kman** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:28 am

Nice pics!

Rey · Post by **Rey** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:32 pm

BigMark · Post by **BigMark** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:44 pm

It really worries me that the 5th pic is clearly of a real doll or something close to it. Interesting porn you look at.

deanopilot · Post by **deanopilot** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:13 pm

Not to worry unless it's a "blow-up" doll.

dirtbag · Post by **dirtbag** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:18 pm

BigMark wrote:It really worries me that the 5th pic is clearly of a real doll or something close to it. Interesting porn you look at.

And you would know this because ???

BigMark · Post by **BigMark** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:39 pm

Deano : I'd be more worried if he had spent the $2000 for the realdoll.

dirtbag : I'm going to take the easy out and blame Howard Stern

King Leonidas · Post by **King Leonidas** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:15 pm

The Police - Sally (Be My Girl)

I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if I'd had too much to drink
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere,
and each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head.
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife.

And then by lucky chance I saw [in] a special magazine
An ad that was unusual, the like I'd never seen,
"Experience something different with our new imported toy,
She's loving, warm, inflatible and a guarantee of joy."
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown.

I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment that girl became my wife.
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty, I blow her up with air
She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall.

[And now my life is different since Sally came my way]
I wake up [in the] morning and have her on a tray
She's everything they say she was, and I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry, in case my girl wears thin.

deanopilot · Post by **deanopilot** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:28 pm

BigMark wrote:Deano : I'd be more worried if he had spent the $2000 for the realdoll.

BigMark: $2K? Try your shopping here: http://www.muttonbone.com/

Post by **DIRTYDAVE** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 11:16 am

Damn, got me all excited. This should have been labeled Porn Rated G.