Crayons Ready to Eat (CRE)

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Crayons Ready to Eat (CRE)

Post by gundog4314 » Wed Sep 19, 2018 1:14 pm

I saw this while scrolling through instagram on mregold's post. Really gave me a good laugh and could make for a real good stocking stuffer for the holidays or heck even for young kids interested in MREs. And no, I'm not affiliated with them at all except as a customer.

Here's a line up of the main box of crayons:

Package Contains
5 CRE’s©(™):

1 Jarhead Red
1 Squid Blue
1 Dawg Face Green
1 Flyboy Yellow
1 Puddle Pirate Orange
1 printout of the box front
1 coloring page (Feel free to use your own coloring sheet as well)
1 list of ingredients and warning printout. CRE’s©(™) will be inside of Ziploc baggies as we are working on packaging with a few vendors at this time and we are trying to get it dialed in.

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Re: Crayons Ready to Eat (CRE)

Post by Teddydogno1 » Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:03 pm

That's actually a Marine Corps ration. ... se-crayons


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Re: Crayons Ready to Eat (CRE)

Post by parafireboy » Sat Sep 22, 2018 10:40 am

LOL, that’s hilarious!

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Re: Crayons Ready to Eat (CRE)

Post by Chasefortheelliott » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:45 am

I hope they make their way into military rations. Our boys need crayons in the field to color on their thermostabilized paper to stave off boredom.

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Re: Crayons Ready to Eat (CRE)

Post by bknight3 » Sat Jun 01, 2019 10:27 pm

Well, I actually need a few of these as gifts...

Anyone live by California?

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